Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Animal Analogies

In order to avoid further offense, perhaps the McCain campaign could run the following analogies past Sarah Palin to see if any of them hurt her feelings:

  • You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink.
  • Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
  • You can’t teach old dogs new tricks. (This one might make McCain sad.)
  • A leopard can’t change its spots.
  • Curiosity killed the cat.
  • Every dog has its day.
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
  • Don’t count your chickens before they're hatched.
  • You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
  • A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
  • A bull in a china shop.
  • That dog won’t hunt.
  • Proud as a peacock.
  • Stubborn as a mule.
  • Busy as a bee.
  • Like shit through a goose.
  • If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is a duck.
  • Sly as a fox.
  • Tiger by the tail.
  • Useless as tits on a bull.

1 comment:

  1. hey, I see you have the Liberal tag line listed: Like shit through a goose. (as Obama's crap passes through the citizenry)