Animal Analogies

In order to avoid further offense, perhaps the McCain campaign could run the following analogies past Sarah Palin to see if any of them hurt her feelings:

• You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink.
• Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
• You can’t teach old dogs new tricks. (This one might make McCain sad.)
• A leopard can’t change its spots.
• Curiosity killed the cat.
• Every dog has its day.
• A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
• Don’t count your chickens before they're hatched.
• You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.
• A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
• A bull in a china shop.
• That dog won’t hunt.
• Proud as a peacock.
• Stubborn as a mule.
• Busy as a bee.
• Like shit through a goose.
• If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is a duck.
• Sly as a fox.
• Tiger by the tail.
• Useless as tits on a bull.